Unapologetically #Awesome Tour: Hello, San Diego!

#NowPlaying: Escapade - Janet Jackson

*waves* hello hello hellooooooooooo interwebz.

Currently kickin it at Starbucks - yay free wifi!

 

Dudes, and my friend got a free $15 starbucks card from them the other day with their 40th anniversary or somethin promo. Was pretty rad. I thiiiiinkkkkkkk it might still be going on today. Don't quote me - check out Mashable for the deets.

MMMMM caramel macchiatooooooooo with an extra shot of yummy in my tummy. 

WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?!?!?!!?

K. Ready for a rundown? First off, god bless being so effin nomadic. Dude, the am/pm that is next to the place that I kicked it last night, I have stopped at no less than 10 times. Between my work in cellular sales prior, and having training sessions down here - ANNNDDDD all the stuff with the Fiesta Movement, I was like woah! Totally checked in here before! Loves it.

I'm hanging with Polly Dixon from @dustycpollyd - and dudes, she's got a really rad story. Don't let her partying fool you, this chick is VERY LITERALLY one of the smartest people I have ever met. She's a lawyer, and just went through a really really really gnarly life experience that I am encouraging her to post on the site about. She's a fucking genius, just sort of processing a total life overhaul. Can COMPLETELY relate ... like hardcore. We had some serious bonding over some of these ...

Tampons were not included.

Who owns a shower cap? Like seriously??? WHO??!!

Either way, went out and got crazy with the cheeze whiz!

Met up with @davedemuth

and @blakeswan

See, the pink sunglasses is part of Polly's branding. Pretty smart what she's trying to do with it all. I'll let her tell you guys about it - as I only report on my things. Dude, her glasses are absurd. There's just NO other word for it. You bust out with those at the bar, and you are instantly the coolest person on the planet. Seriously. These pictures do not do the glasses justice.

Look ma, I'm having fun!

We pretty much closed the place down at that point. We got there kinda late, so that was going to happen anyway. Then we mosied on over to this place ...

OMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG!!!!!! I totally had a burrito baby. It was buffalo chicken, and seriously made my life. LOOK AT THIS THING!!!!!

That was very literally the best burrito I have ever had - EVERRRR!!! Like ever ever ever ever ever ever ever. I don't know what was going on in my mouth, but I wanted more, and more and more. It was obscene, they should prolly get a restraining order - I'm not kidding you. NUTS!

HAHA! It was funny though, I was standing waiting for my food, and this dude who was pretty cute but definitely trashed was like "how you doin!" I was all, totes mcgotes awesome sauce duderino! He immediately pulls put with, "what's your facebook?" And me being me, and being handed an iphone - I get super excited and enter in my Facebook URL, click add - and even whip out my own droid to click confirm all while standing there. I was more excited about talking tech than I was about this dude getting in my pants, but it was pretty fucking funny - and totally smooth on his part.

 

Dude, his names Linden Broccoli. I kid you not - hahahahahaa! Best. Name. Ever.

He kept calling me Katy Perry though, it got a bit old. "When's your next album out Katy? Have you kissed a girl today?" UGGHHHHHH!!! I took it as a compliment, but the attention it got from the rest of the restaurant was a bit awkward. I was like do you not see the boobies? Big dif! She's known for her knockers - I'm known for the badunkadunk!

Thennnnnn ... we all called it a night. Unfortunately. Burrito baby had, alcohol consumed. Wasn't very saucy, more like a mild spread.

Grabbed my sleeping mask, WHICH btw for you fellow nomads out there, you should NEVER leave home without cause you never know when you're facing east, and might wake up in a SUPPPPERRRR bright room. Seriously!! Well, technically if you really tried you could use an app to assist in finding the north star, and then based upon that you could figure out pretty quickly which way is east - but who are we kidding. Just grab a damn sleeping mask.

Put on my "chill time" playlist on my ipod - and I was OUUUUTTTTTTT like a light.

Good night had by all. For reals.

Woke up this morning though, and had an idea for a social experiment ...

I bought this University at Buffalo School of Medicine hoodie at Goodwill a while back for $4. I want to see if by wearing this, smarter duderinos are actually attracted to it. Like hey, you went to med school? How rad!

I totally wanna jump your bones now.

I have no idea if it's going to work, or actually detract dudes today - but I'm definitely going to test it out, and report back my findings.

UGH! Note to self 2 am burrito babies are not bueno 12 hours later. Tummy not feeling so yummy.

#fail

Alrite, about to close up shop at this Starbucks, and head over to Pacific Beachhhhhh!!!! BEACH BEACH BEACH BEACH BEACCHHHHHHH!!!! Needs to happen ... like, now! If you guys are in the San Dizzle totally come hang out! Follow my checkins on Foursquare - Foursquare.com/jenfriel ... just do me a favor though, please tweet me prior to arrival. @JenFriel I get a lil spooked when people randomly show up behind me with a whats up! Takes me a minute to connect the avatar to the irl human being. WAHOO!!!

Have a great day everyone!!!

xoxo #nerdsunite

 

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