Fun with #OkCupid: EPIC PROFILE!

Looky looky the message I just got on OKC ...

 

First off, great email. I can tell he actually read my profile, and this wasn't some generic mass email.

*Brownie points*

Hello, next level!

So, I clicked his profile. And then this came up ...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT you are hot. Seriously ... mama wants to tap that. HARD! Wow ... wow ... wow.

Good lord, the things I would do to you ... stop it, Jen. Stop it! Examination for the purpose of education. But I can't help it that the specimen is so fucking HOT! Goodness ... wow, hose me down.

K ... feeling better. Kinda.

In all seriousness though, this guy has a kickin profile and is doing all the right things when it comes to having an online dating profile.

First off, his pictures tell the story of who he is ... 1 part adventure seeker (as is evident from the boating picture), 1 part goofball (see below).

Awesome. I can dig. His profile is well written, without being preachy or flat out boring.

This guy just "is" ... he doesn't have to try ... that comes across LOUD AND CLEAR! We're not THAT compatible (82% match, 81% friend), but dude ... I gotta see whatever this is in person. HAHA! I'm such a horndog - RAWWRRRRRR!!!

No joke, great profile! Pics tell a story, clear consise profile without being too over the top or underwhelming. Great job, el duderino!

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