Fun with #OkCupid: I backed out on a date ...
... and yo, I never ever EVER back out on dates. Good or bad, I view them all as content - so no matter what I'm totally kosher for passover. This one though, just totally creeped me out.
Alrite, remember the dude that created an entire Facebook profile for the chicks he met on dating sites? No? Need a refresher? Click here.
K ... well he and I have been chatting on Facebook over the last few days, and MANNNNNNN he's a creeper. The worst part is, he's so clueless that what he is doing is SO WRONG!
1. He bought me a belt from Hermes. Literally - never even met this guy, but he told me he went shopping the other day and saw that and immediately thought of me. Really? A patent leather belt from Hermes reminds you of me? Dude, I shop at Buffalo Exchange and am a scrubby ass mother fucker. I don't own a single thing from Hermes, nor do I have a desire to. I can appreciate the sentiment, and appreciate that certain cultures have different ways of showing appreciation and affection - I just wasn't having it. I flat out told him I couldn't accept it, and that I was a minimalist. I can only take gifts if it has value to my journey. If it doesn't, I donate it. I'm INCREDIBLY black and white on that fact.
2. He messaged me on Sunday and told me that he had passes to the new Adam Sandler movie premier tonight. Here ... I can't seem to black out his name (as again, I never name names) - but here is the actual unedited copy and paste from out convo:
See ... here's my dad. He's pretty awesome. Then he went on for about 20 minutes going back and forth on the fact that he wants a substantial relationship, is over the hooking up phase ... the problem with this guy is, HE'S ATTRACTING THE WRONG KIND OF CHICK!!! With the first questions being, what designer do you like? What perfume do you wear? You're going to attract a 19 year old with daddy issues. Dude, me and my daddio are a-okay. For reals, no beef ... sometimes chicken, but never beef.
This man makes my blood boil because he has NO IDEA what he is doing. He is going to continually attract these gold diggers, and at 32 is going to wonder why his life isn't working out the way he wants it to.
I never ever ever use people. I would have absolutely been using this guy. In all honesty, I'm sure within 3 phone calls, or a couple of tweets I could have gotten a pass to this premier. It's LA ... and it's not that difficult to do. We all know each other.
There ya go, I couldn't use this guy for the pass to the premiere. I use social media to get anything I want, not people. I just wouldn't have been able to post on it and not be incredibly honest regarding how I obtained the passes and what not. Just wasn't going to happen; it totally cramps my style.
#UhHuh
