#FileUnder: Things that keep me up at night ...

Dec 8

Now, I consider myself to be a fairly levelheaded chica. For reals, I've very literally seen it. been there. and done that. Not much of anything rattles me. Literally - nothing. scares. me.

This however ... disturbs me. Look what was just posted on my Facebook wall ...

Clearly this was done by some site called pho.to - but dudes, for the love of all things holy ... THIS WILL FREAK THE SHIT OUT OF A GIRL!!!!!! If I am spooked level 7, a typical chiquita banana would be FRREEAKKKEEDDDD level 700. So - no bueno. No. No. No. Bueno.

Keep the shrine in your pants.