#Question: Who did this girl sleep with?

So, here I am ... in the living room ... laying on the couch catching up on an old season of Jersey Shore on MTV ... (Yes, judge me - but they are some HIGH-LARIOUS motherfuckers. Love love love me some Jersey Shore) and as a commercial THIS video comes on.

And no - not like MTV took a moment out of it's programming to play a video (because would MTV ever do that? I mean really.) - I mean THIS CHICK BOUGHT A 60 SECOND AD ON MTV TO PLAY THIS FRIGGEN VIDEO!!!

Look at the production quality on that video ... ANNNDDD she bought a SIXTY SECOND TV AD!?!?!?! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!!!

I am ... I am ... at a loss for words. Upon wiking - she has worked with Timbaland and shiznat, but HOLY HELL BATMAN!!! What is going ON!?!?! Do you have ANY idea how much that video cost to not only create but to actually promote on MTV with a SIXTY SECOND COMMERCIAL!!!!

I wouldn't even be mad at it if she had a degree of talent, but that song is so HORRIFICALLY manufactured ... I mean WOW!!

I ... I ... I'm running out of breath. I can't even stand how bad that song was let alone how much damn marketing money they spent in execution.

I'm verklempt - here talk amongst yourselves.

Topic: Which Deschanel sister do you think makes better latkes?

#kthxbye