Fun with #OkCupid: Just so we're clear, this is not what I meant ...

I know in my post earlier today, I said BE YOU in your first line ... this is of course true for everyone in this world except this guy ...

Did he REALLY start off his self summary with "read it and weep?" Followed by "ever since I started taking xanax my life has been so much less stressful ::insert extra space:: Stupidfaceded.. Whiteboy wasted.."

What does that even mean? Stupidfaced-ed? REALLY? REALLY?? And I'm white and still have no fucking idea what this means.

And to make matters worse, he's actually an incredibly attractive dude in his 30s and looks CRAZY normal.

Oh dear god that I do not believe in ... save us.

#fml