#YayLife: I'm going to a BDSM club on Saturday!
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm going to a BDSM club on Saturday!!
Holy crap! This is amazeballs on an entirely new level of balls.
First off, thanks for all the comments re: the OkC Sex Slave Video.
I had no idea nerds were so into BDSM - holy SHIT did I get a ton of emails. Wow! Wow! Wow! and so very flattering - mama likes!
Either way, after I got to thinking about everything, I was kinda like hold the phone. I am friends with the HOTTEST nerdy sex goddess on the planet aka Miss @meowmistidawn - she of ALLLLLLLL people has to know a club where I can go exploring this epic little world.
I then dropped her a tweet and within a few minutes got hit up by multiple clubs offering to host me on Saturday.
I was all ... are you for REALS social media? Just like that - BOOM! My wish became your command?? (hehe I said came)
And yah! Just like that - it all went down via DMs! I'm incredibly excited to be exploring this part of my personality. I have no idea what is going to go down, (thats what she said) but I know like with everything else I do in life, I will go in with arms and eyes wide open and see what happens! All I know about life is that 99% of it is just showing up! Be cool, be you, and be awesome - the rest will all play out.
I'm kinda nervous about going to this alone, but I guess that's half of the fun anyway!
Dudes, I'm SUUUCCHHH a freaking people magnet - if I go to this club on Saturday and don't have a story after - I should just hang my hat up as a lifecaster. For really reals.
Super stoked, btw that this can even be done ANNNNDDD facilitated via social media. Like, WAY TO KEEP MAKING MY LIFE!!! BAHHH!!!
Wow, so now I can have an orgasm with a 6" thing that sticks to the wall, (just remember to remove the batteries when going through the airport), and can go to a BDSM club to get my freaked freaked - fuck dating! Just give me an answering service to call me on my birthday and on Valentines day, and you might have the most epic outsourcing ever!
For reals, they should package that shit to women. I'd totally buy! Oh! That and one of those boyfriend arm pillows ...
Take control of your life ladies!! If you wanna get your freaked freaked go on wit yo bad self and start researching online and in social media! Hmmmmmm maybe I need to rethink this whole dating thing in general. This might just be the most perfect dynamic ever. Can't WAIT to find out!
YAY LIFE!!
#thatisall
