#NowPlaying: Eddie Money - Take me home tonight
High-larious thing just happened at the airport. SO, I am on my way back to the land of la-la after my epic birthday weekend with the parental units.
Very chill, very calm - very much what I needed.
Now, I love love love Florida - but Florida does not love love love my hair.
I have very thick hair, and a lot of it - so as I was going through security I got stopped for additional screening.
Not a problem, I thought, this happens all the time.
The female agent pulls me to the side and asks if there is anything in my hair. I shoot her this look like lady - are you for real??
She then asks me to step in front of her ... which I do.
She then puts on a blue pair of gloves and proceeds to tell me to pick up my head. (I'm not quite sure but somewhere in the confusion my head dropped involuntarily.)
Ma'am pick up your head, she repeats.
I stand there motionless.
She asks me again, raising her voice.
Final time, pick. up. your. head.
It somehow finally hit me that my head was supposed to be raised, not dropped.
OOOOHHHHHHHHHH, I reply back picking up my head.
::stupidity leak Friel::
Then she ran her hands all throughout my head even removing my headband.
Her fingers ran through my scalp, suddenly I felt ... turned on.
Oh la la - I think. Haven't had this done in a while.
All set, she replies back.
That's it? Really?
I go over and grab my backpack and the guy behind me starts laughing.
Hiding drugs in there, he asks.
(I look up, and think he's pretty cute!)
No, but I guess the machine can't see through it.
Then they need to get new machines!!!!!!!!
I agree!
So, there you go. Apparently if you fly through Tampa International Airport you should try and de-poof your hair as much as possible. Or, if you're like me - still leave it poofy and enjoy the cheap thrill!! =) =) =)
AHHH yes! Now it's back to LA LA land. I only have one more thing left to say ... HIT IT EDDIE MONEY!!!
#rawr
At least this time I remembered to remove all the batteries from my sex toys. WHEW!!