#Update: I have never been more humiliated in all my life

Like really ... REALLY?!?!?! Did this story need an update?!?!?

UUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FML!!!!!!

First up, if you haven't read what happened to me over the weekend, click here.

Basically (Mom and dad love you but stop reading here), I was about to fuck the shit out of this dude, and LITERALLY right after he was going down on me I asked him to grab a condom and he blurts out, "where do you think this is going?" Really?? Really?? Right now you ask this??

The guy runs a really rad start up, and I will support it because business has nothing to do with pleasure in this scenario - but what the hell, man?! I. don't. need. to. hear. from. you!

I know you're sorry dude! You said you were sorry - please just leave me be! I never once spoke ill of you - said yeah, this was pretty shitty, but you're not a shitty person. Have epicly bad timing, but whatevs. I'll move on ... it happens. You're digging yourself into a bigger hole. Stop!! Put down the shovel!!! I wish you well!!

#peaceloveandlollipops

k... byeeeee