Fun with #OkCupid: This is how you pick up a chick ... REALLY?

OOOOOOOHHHHH OkCupid, OkCupid, OkCupid. Sometimes I wonder, what came first? The idiot or the platform? 

Looky looky the email that was just sent to me on OKC ...

Seriously, man?? You couldn't even go to my profile to find ONE thing that I wrote to say - hey, I dig that too! You had to leave it with "also love your favorite things that you write about."

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?!?!?

I obviously didn't even reply back to the guy - but note to dudes: pull ONE specific detail from a chick's profile and ask her to elaborate. That's ALLLLL your email has to say. Keep it VERY short and VERY simple, and you will have a higher chance of having a chick respond. GUARANTEED!!!!

Had this guy done that, this correspondence would have ended differently.

Now, for the ONE action you can do when there are no words ...

#ohboys

So, like, I'm single and on OKC. Are you? And do you live in LA? Cause, I'd totes not be mad at a date!

Click here to view my profile on OKC