Fun with #OkCupid: I'm going to start charging for this ...

The emails I get every day on OKC literally blow me the fuck away.

MEN. COULD. NOT. BE. MORE. CLUELESS. WHEN. IT. COMES. TO. ONLINE. DATING. 

For reals, it's adorable, and potentially leaves me open for market opportunities - but I have no words sometimes, like look at this dude ... 

Don't get me wrong, I get what he is saying ... but to even GET to the face to face, you have to follow a series of steps. 

Step 1. Fill out profile

Step 2. Answer personality questions for match/ friend/ enemy

Step 3. Add pictures and description

Step 4. Email women pulling one single detail from their profile asking them to elaborate. 

Step 5. Once she responds (and ONLY if she responds) ask her out for a drink/ coffee

and BOOM that is when you get your face to face, but I'm not just going to randomly look at your pic go, oohhhhhhh he's hot - sure, let's meet. It's the fucking internet, do you know how many creepers there are out there??

Google it - it's a GAJILLION ... literally. 

Next consultation I charge ... that is if I can stand having a permanent palm stuck to my face for the rest of my life. 

#whyohwhy