#FileUnder: Could be genius, could be moronic

 

Think about it ... as you get older, one night stands change. In your early 20s it was all about tootin' and bootin' - now, I'm not so mad at it. We both know going in what this is all about, and sometimes I GENUINELY want to chat with the duderino after but have no where to do it without being awkward. If someone created a space where everyone else there knew what you were doing, because they were doing the same - you could eat some greasy home fries, and eggs and totes be kosher for passover!! I could actually have fewer one night stands and more friends with benefits which from a theoretical perspective could also lead to more relationships since most of my FWB I end up dating. Wow, come to think of it - this safe haven could actually negate the one night stand all together and actually be a vital part of the sexual evolutionary growth of the individual. Wait, maybe this isn't such a good idea - maybe something like this would be the beginning of the end ... maybe THAT'S WHY there isn't one already.

Cool ... glad we talked this out. 

#kthxbye

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