Fun with #OkCupid: Worst. Email. Ever.

Nov 15

Ohhhhhhh OkCupid - how much I heart thee. The stream of awesomely bad content is never ending. Like this email I just got last night. This might actually be the worst email I have ever read on OKC ... have a look ...

I have no idea where this guy came from but this is some SERIOUSLY displaced anger. Dudes, this was HIS. FIRST. EMAIL. TO. ME! Holy macaroni!! If this is his opener, how the hell does he close with a girl? I shudder to think.

I feel like this is obvious, but just in case it's not - when it comes to messaging women on online dating websites, don't do it drunk, and make sure all of your baggage is left at the door. This guy is looking for a mate when he should seriously be looking to ground himself and release some of his pent up anger.

Get it together, man!! Get. It. Together!