#FML - I got totally wasted at a singles event last night

Oh. Em. Gee.

Really, Jen? What part of that sounded like a good idea?? This is why drinking wine + no dinner = a very very very bad idea.

I definitely passed out listening to Talk Dirty to Me - and now this is stuck in my hungover head.

Hello hell? Is that you?

Story in a few hours ... it's not pretty.

#FML