#FML: Nope, no no nope nope

Still hungover. Can't look at screen without wanting to vomit. Hey, man, at least I woke up in my own bed - I just may or may not have had a super hot 8th grade make out session in it.  

UGHH!! I touched the hiney and it was yummy and now ... I feel like death.

Beer + champagne + scotch = not the brightest idea ever. 

I also definitely took the city bus the wrong way ANND got denied a taxi ANNND had like a gajillion cars stop on Santa Monica and offer me a ride. My costume = epicly popular. UGHH!! More once I can stare at the light again. 

Go on ... talk amongst yourselves.

Topic of discussion: Should creationism be taught in public schools?

#FML