#NerdsUnite: New Biz Idea ...
Someone please take this and do something with it... FOR REAL!! I need this in my life ...
There's some market research for ya!
And what's the obsession with bacon as someone asked ... I don't know. It's just delicious and very literally bacon, and bacon only, flips this switch in my brain like an orgasm. It's so delicious, and explosive ... and and and it's BACON!!!
But for the business model, the immediate nature of the bacon delivery is important. It's a craving, so it MUST be appeased in under an hour. Maybe have the delivery dudes and chicas be on motorcycles to get there faster. But it MUST MUST MUST be delivered in under an hour.
Oh, and have a really rad website where you can order directly ... and please please please hire someone that can develop a good UI. A good, clean user interface turns me on almost as much as bacon.
ALLLLMOOOOOSSSSTTTTTT
(EVERY NIGHT I STILL CURSE THE UI ON NETFLIX!!! WHOOOOOO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THE ENDLESS SCROLL OPTION FOR THEIR WEB PAGE!! FIRE THEM! FIRE THEM! FIRE THEM!!!
Okay, I'm going to stop screaming now)