#Amazeballs: I just got asked to be "Professor For a Day" at Cal State University Fullerton

Oct 12

DUDDDDDESSSS!!! I just got like the bestest email EVER inviting me to be "Professor For a Day" at Cal State University in Fullerton.

Like for real ... I almost peed my pants, I'm so jazzed. You also have to understand the hilarious irony in all of this because I never went to college. Straight up, I finished high school when I was 16 and just immediately started working and hustling.

This is SOOOOO RAD, MAN!!! I am unbelievably honored Cal State, and I'm stoked for you guys too because I will be formally presenting "A Nerd's Guide to Being Unapologetically Awesome," and I'm going to tape it and put it up on the YouTube.

So friggen stoked man, and so friggen humbled.

From the depths of my everything, thank you Cal State. This is a TREMENDOUS honor to which I will try to uphold. Yes, you read that right - I will only arm pit fart twice on stage ... yep, only TWICE!