Happy Birthday Big Brother!!
*mic check ... mic check ... 1, 2, 1, 2*
'Scuse please ... I would like to take a minute to just say something. If I could please have your attention for a moment ...
Anybody ... anybody ... Bueller ...
*clears throat*
Today is a very important day over here at TNTML ... why you may ask? Oh because it's my big brother's birrrffdaaayyyy!!
HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
Can't believe you're 29 - that's old. Really old. Like almost, holy shit, I won't even address your age in public type old. I'm only 2 years and 11 months younger than you. That means I'm almost old. I don't wanna be old ... why can't we be like this again?
That was a fun day. I picked your nose. It was a good buggar.
Either way, love love love you a heap el senor Friel. They don't come much better in the big brother category. For reals, I actually scoped that out - and you're good. This is pretty much your only competition ...
and we all know you have better calves.
Here's to many more years of you looking out my window.