#WTF: About last night ... can I get a rundown?
Alrite ... so last night was just one of the most insane nights ever. I feel like every time I say that though, the evening cannot come close to being captured, but just try to play along with me kiddies. This time, all FourSquare checkins were off the grid.
First up, I got to meet with Ms. Tina Dimodica. She bought me a vanilla latte and asked for my advice on building a personal brand. MMMMM LATTE!!!! She left with some info, and I left with some caffeine in my system. Muy bueno! Dude, this chick is a total Betty too. Sometimes avatars do not do justice!!
THENNNN ... I had a thing, with this thing, that I can't talk about on this thing - but it was pretty rad.
Followed by, a night out at club Voyeur. WTF?! How have I never been to that club before? That was just ... madness. Half naked people running around ... literally. They have these nets above you where the women just roll around and dance all night. Very erotic without being too over the top. Tastefully tickles. For sure.
Had a blast dancing ... got invited back to my friend's house for after hours. No wait, lemme rephrase that - it was the friend of a friend who had a guy. I've lived in this town for almost 7 years, and everyone's got a friend who has a friend who's got a guy with a house above the Strip. For all I know, I might have just been visiting the same house for the last 7 years ... haha dubious, but hilarious since the owner of the house is magically never there. LA is my favorite city EVER, but seriously our bars are way lame - they close at 2am. *sad face* But being a relatively hot chick, you ALWAYS get invited to after hours; and if you're smart - you figure out how to get an open invite back.
BUT! The best part about this, is I FELL ASLEEP IN A BED!!
All to my lonesome too. AHHHHH LIFE!!!
Dude, look at this VIEW!
I ain't mad at it ... that was until I realized I had no cab money, or ride home. DOH!
Again, reason 1000567 why I wear vans - my ass does a LOT of walking!
Longest. Walk. Ever.
Seriously, the walk home took me over an hour ... BUUTTT on the way, I did get stared down by Zoe Kravitz. HAHA! Swear to goodness, she was walking out from the liquor store on Crescent Heights and Sunset, and she saw my panda spirithood, and gave me this weird death stare. It was a combination of, wtf is that on your head? and what are you on?
I then realized we could never be friends, despite her now being on Californication, and MY FAVORITE SHOW ... if she doesn't get the spirithood, she won't ever get me. Sad Zoe. I'm currently rocking myself to sleep in the fetal position. Your dad is friggen LENNY KRAVITZ!! For real?! LENNY KRAVITZ!!!! And I'm the weird one in this scenario ... alrite, alrite. I'll own it.
On another note, girlfriend is SHORT!!! She couldn't have been over 5'.
Crazy lil lady!! Literally.
Alrite, so now I'm back. Safe and almost sound. More life experiences under my belt, and many many many more memories!! And now ... it's sexy face time.
#OhYeah
