Fun with #OkCupid: Are you FOR REAL??!?!?!

Wow ... earlier tonight I got an IM on OKC saying, "hey wanna see a pic of my face."

Upon looking at this dude's avatar - didn't even need to click on the damn thing  ... I flat out said no, and thought nothing more about it.

Then I started a one person dance party rockin out to "Dancing with Myself" by Billy Idol, in the living room (not kidding either, it was awesome!! i will take exercise in any form I can get it!) - came back to the computer and saw this ...

No long term match? Dude - you didn't even fill out the personality profile. What?!?!

you could do ME in two hours? Oh hell no. let me rephrase OH HELL TO THE FUCK NO. I would never let you near any of my awesome lady bit.

What is this craigslist?? Way to take a totally kosher medium and get all creeper about it. Oh yes, I've never seen abs before ... oh baby, that's making me so juicy. ugh so tragic to think that this has quite possibly worked on a female prior. No game sir, no game. I weep ... I weep.

Get over it, man. Life's too short. Go, have fun ... live a little - and keep it real.

PS. only sunday through thursday? are you reserved on the weekends?? i feel like there's a story there ... that might be the only thing you have goin for ya there dude. might as well milk it.