#Nerdy Neutrons presents: Worst Bite!
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @ashleighmayes and @saintpepsi
Jordan: Hey all, Ashleigh and I are back for another round. Did you miss us? I'll assume you did. In this article we're going to dive into which bite is worse: a Vampire or a Werewolf. Yes, yes, I know. Zombie is the worst! Your skin falls off, you lose the ability to speak properly, and your taste for decent food goes right down the drain. So under the assumption that being bit by a ZOMBIE is easily the worst of viral mouth associated viruses, we'll run right on to the next two bites. I'll be arguing for Vampirism being the worst.
Ashleigh: I have to disagree, dearest Saint! Being bitten by a WEREWOLF would be the crappiest bite you could have in your entire life. Think about it! You get bitten by a savage beast and all of a sudden your life changes. I know, I know. Getting bitten by a Vampire can't be fun either. At least when you're bitten by a Vampire it's usually a smokin' hottie! You don't WANT to resist! Ever been attacked by a large dog? I have! It's NOT fun! Add to that about 200 pounds of muscle and a pissed off temperament! A Werewolf doesn't want to merely BITE you. It wants to EAT you!
Jordan: I'll give you that. Especially, since you may be a werewolf. That time you were attacked by that vicious dog may have left you a cuddly monster. Sure, a werewolf attack is pretty brutal, but if you survive you heal up pretty fast and you're not DEAD! Things a vampire can't do but a werewolf can: how about live a normal day to day life? Stand in the sunlight, enjoy food, and not have to murder to eat. I mean how often are there full moons, anyway? Like 3 months of the year? If you're a vampire, it's 24/7. Then again, they are pretty damn sexy and when you don't have a soul you can justify anything.
Ashleigh: Ever seen the stories where little kid/woman/man is burned at the stake for committing so many murders? Know what that is? Because when you're a werewolf, you don't have ANY control when you're beginning to change, during the process, and after your transformation. If you're a werewolf, you're literally doing EVERYTHING against your will during a full moon. It's like you don't exist anymore and this beast comes in and takes over. And what about those that kill their family? When they get back to human state, they get to live with the guilt of killing their loved ones forever! At least, for the most part, Vampires have control of their mind and actions. It could be argued that they don't have complete control, but ANYTHING is more control than running miles on end and shredding smaller, weaker living beings to confetti.
Jordan: Oh come on! A Vampire terrorizes families, they hold grudges eternally (which means they can literally murder the entire family tree), they can track and kill like an animal but it's their choice. They are the purest form of evil, flawless hunters. They are SOULLESS. They exist without a soul. That's an indescribable pain. Worse still is what is the fate of that soul. Is it damned for eternity for being at the wrong place and the wrong time. Is it trapped inside a body witnessing the indescribable acts of cruel and horrible deeds done with their body. What if the soul lives on cursed to witness such things and just shrivels and dies?
Ashleigh: That's bad, yes. But think about it. When Vampires are transformed, they become an alternate form of a person. When Werewolves are made, their alternate form is a DOG. What does that mean to one cursed forever as a Werewolf? FLEAS. TICKS. WORMS. Jordan...if YOU were a vet, would YOU help a Werewolf out by sticking a pill down it's throat? Hmmmm?? So...I guess we're at a wrapping point! Any final thoughts, Jordan?
Jordan: Honestly, you know I wouldn't. Thinking back it would suck so much to live with the guilt of all the things you did as a werewolf. I can speculate all I want on how awful it would be to be soulless but to have that soul with you, the after images of the nightmarish deeds you did. No Ashleigh it would suck far more to be a werewolf. I give it to ya you, trumped me solid. Then again you were attacked by a dog. I was never attacked by a vampire. I once helped fight off a bat in our dorms, but that's about as close as I got. So there you have it folks! Next to zombies, werewolves were easily the next in line as worst bite. Here's to Ashleigh, for arguing so fervently on the side of the Lycans. Till next time... keep your running shoes on. Because, no matter what's chasing you they will always catch you in flip flops.
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