I had the weirdest #dream last night ...

I love how in dreams you never remember the beginning, you're just sort of "there" ... that being said, my dream was just OUT THERE last night.

I was in this speak easy, or super private lounge type thing ... and the Stone Temple Pilots were there kicking it with Eva Amurri and this producer I'm friendly with. I remember just sitting in this room completely incapable of absorbing the overwhelming sexual energy. They weren't making out in the physical sense, but it was sort of just "known" that sexual energy was being shared.

I kid you not, I busted out with literally the NERDIEST thing I have ever uttered in a dream ... I turned to Eva and said your rack is a RAID level 5.

Then I made out with the producer and it was crazy hot, because he's hot ... there was a whole lotta lip action, which is rad because I have crazy big lips for a white girl. Wow. I need to get laid. Clearly. I don't even know how my brain conjured up that scenario but I'm proud to say that Scott Weiland looked mighty healthy, and on the road back to recovery.

Sexual frustration ... what a bitch.

#Nerds Do Not Unite