Welcome to the Family el Nerderino!

SOOOOOO ... We have a new contributor on TNTML, and his name is Matthew.

Say hi to Matthew everyone ...

Matt is from the UK, and totally into politics. Awesome sauce, since I could not care LESSSS about it, but clearly it is impacting social media ... so yeah, Matt is now our guy.

All I have to say is that I am so so so glad we are not officially official in being a business yet, because I plan on sexually harassing the fuck out of this dude. I'm not even kidding you. We Facebook chat all the time, and I told him the other day that he makes me want to buy a house with a cabana just so I can put him in it all day and do naughty naughty things to him.

For real ... omg ... and he's english ... the accent ... omg omg omg.

Good lord, I need to get laid. This dry spell is killing me. Am I still talking? Shut up, Jen.

Either way, welcome aboard nerdy buddy ... all my sexual wanting you-ness aside, super glad to have you!!

#nerdsunite

PS. I'm not into the whole phone number thing, but I'm totally on twitter (@JenFriel). Feel free to hit me up there, or find me on Foursquare and we can create the literal video of this song ...

OMGGG those cell phones are the most amazing thing ever!! BWAHAHAH!!