Analysis of a #Sexually Frustrated Female

Jan 12

*ice chewed in the background* Oh my oh my oh my ... I am sexually frustrated. Like really ... this is intense. I am a fiercely passionate person. It's just this rush that runs through my entire body that confirms the fact that it is the GREATEST time to be alive. Oh yes ... oh yes ... clearly, that rush runs through all parts of my body which makes me a very horny chick.

I haven't been in a relationship in well over a year, but through the good grace of running a website, I have been able to have my physical needs met for quite some time now. It was a good. good. good. summer. HAHAHA!! =) Winter? Not so much. Part of that had to deal with my own maturity. I am not ashamed to admit that running a brand is a big turn on for dudes ... I definitely took wonderful advantage of that in my sexual conquests.

Pushing the ego of it all aside, its very factual that a woman can wake up any day of the week and decide this morning she is going to have sex. Even commercially unattractive females in any capacity have some sort of quirk and a vagina that can get a guy's single engine machine running. Straight men are pretty easy to understand. Vagina ... penis ... penetration ... satisfaction ... sleep. Women on the other hand are a horse of a different color.

Stimulation for a female is a mental seduction. A dance of sorts where a whisper in the ear can trigger the thought process that ends with the panties dropped. It's insane ... and I wouldn't change it for the world. I love love LOVE being a female. The only downfall is that not many men know how to dance. It has nothing to do with wanting a relationship, and everything to do with needing a connection. I very literally cannot have an orgasm if I do not feel a connection with a dude. I am a very efficent nerd, if I cannot have an orgasm, I am definitely not going to have sex. One night stands are just the worst, I can't stand them and see absolutely no benefit from the female perspective. I receive no physical pleasure or satisfaction, and half the time end up wanting to fall asleep or leave. It's horrible.

How is it then that we can have this strong physical need that really can't be denied when so few men have a chance of actually fitting the bill? I know right now, I can walk out this door and have sex. That's awesome ... but won't even come close to satisfying my appetite. It's so incredibly. incredibly. incredibly. frustrating that you can receive SUCH satisfaction in what you do all day everyday, and STILL have this hunger that cannot be appeased. Is there a meditation for this? Or some sort of something?? Because I'm literally becoming delirious ... it cannot be good. Half of me wants to start channeling this energy by running across country, while the other half just wants to give up and call it quits. I'm not a quitter, nor am I a cross country runner ... dude, I rock Vans. That would just hurt.

I don't know. I throw myself at the universe by just saying ... please please please send me some super smarty pants, driven, and passionate nerd sooner rather than later. I'm going pretty crazy here, and it is SOOO not kosher for passover.