#Milk: Do yourself a favor, check the date

I've been more pooped than a cocker spaniel on laxatives all week, and this morning I recognized just how tired I was.

It took me half a cup of coffee before I realized that the milk I had in it was incredibly sour. Like super, super, super sour. Like so sour my lips actually managed to pucker up in that weird face that you can only make when you've eaten a handful of Extreme Sour Warheads. Yeah, bitchin. Now, if you'll excuse me for a second ... I just ... I just ...