Fun with #OkCupid: I am a future cat lady

 Looky looky the email I just got on OKCupid ...

1. "No way is this any form of pick-up???" WTF?!?!! This is an INTERNET DATING SITE!!! I am LOOKING TO BE PICKED UP!!!

2. This is one of those full circle moments. He checked out the site first, and saw that I had my OKC profile posted. He didn't contact me from finding me on OKC and then checked out the site. That's bitchin!

3. How long is an illegitimate red headed step child? I don't know, why don't you ask your brother for me.

I am going to be a cat lady that doesn't like cats. My dating life is going so well - I kinda don't know what to do with myself.

Click here if you want to date me. You'll make my life. For reals, life = made just because of you. Just do me a favor, more picking up please. Thx!