My night with a #dumbass
HAHAHA!! Okay, harsh title for a post. But good LORRDDDDDDD!!! I just spent 4 very long hours with a very dumb person and I have to vent. Side note: Loved, loved, LOVVEEEDD my date with @Coordin8dDrunk - this was what happened after.
SOO!! i went on a date with @Coordin8dDrunk totally rad, and totally unrelated to this post. See his post for the deets!!! DUDE!!! I see why I have removed myself so much from this scene - the girls in LA are so fucking dumb it makes my head hurt. I left Jones' tonight, and as I was walking got a text from @kristi_gail asking what I was up to. Explained to her that I had a super awesome date, but was just planning on heading back to the house ... she was like why not hang out!? I was all ... sureeeeee you name it jellybird! and OFF we went!!! Dude, we totally skipped ala the yellow brick road - sans the scarecrow, cause he's creepy, to pick up her friend Abby.
We picked up Abby, and in the first 5 minutes, I found out just how big of a gold digging whore this chick is. Literally, I never use the word whore - but this chick deserves it so bad; I would have even gotten twinsie tattoos of "whore" tattooed on our foreheads just for the fun of it. SERIOUSLY, I would have sacrificed the rest of my own life with "whore" tattooed on my forehead knowing it was worth it because this chick was so many shades of wrong, that I could have at least justified 5% of rightness within myself.
She bragged about limos, and which restaurants were better because they were more expensive and yada yada yada yada ... I was so nauseas, I literally didn't know what to do. So, like a good nerd ... I turned to twitter. Here are my posts:
note the exclamation point! I was clearly very excited to meet this person ...
My dismay at this point was apparent ...
While we were at The Burgundy room ... the subject of @petecashmore came up. (As any good nerds would do, Kristi and I were discussing the social media revolution. So of course, Pete came up.) Anyone that knows me, knows how much I looooovvveeeeeeeee me some @mashable - and dude, even crashed the Grammys to meet Pete Cashmore. Yeah, he's kinda the cat's meow ... prrrrrrr ... I might as well have asked how many fingers I was holding up; this chick was clueless as to the hotness that is Pete Cashmore.
It is INSANEEEEE to me how hot these chicks are, and how DUMB they all are at the same time. No, for real, people are stupid. ESPECIALLY commercially hot chicks. Listen, I get that I'm in this totally rad social media love bubble all day every day ... and I don't expect everyone else in the world to get what I am saying; but GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!! When you take the whole red pill/ blue pill shit, there REALLY is no going back!! This chick who is supposedly fairly dominant around "other" friends could not be more scared shitless of me. She was bragging about her big agents, and all the people she knew ... dude - not tooting my own horn ... but I circumvented the system. I get this town. In the last two months, I have seen more of this town than I would ever want to admit. You bragging about your agent who lives in the valley and jerks off to headshots he found in the dumpster of a B-list agency does nothing for me. No really, if your only claim to fame in social media is a web video you did that got 3 million hits a few years back, I ... I ... have no words. The world changed. Agents, networks, TV ... all changed.
I am very literally rarely shocked at my LA experiences ... but tonight shook me to my nerdy core. Although, it helps me to understand why I do what I do ... people not ONLY do not get that the world has changed so much, but they very literally have sucked up SO much SHIT over the years it is coming out of their eye balls. Literally, their eye balls ... which were once a rad shade of green, are now brown from all the shit their body has been absorbing. This town DOES NOT GET IT!!!! Being hot gets you so far, but your pussy will one day dry up, and then what?! A hot piece of ass comes to this town every day, and being hot will only get you so far. Sure you might be able to name drop, cool beans! Me too!! But, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!! Start a blog, get followers on twitter, "likers" on Facebook. At least have a shred of social media relevance that people with money will invest in ... or otherwise, you'll just end up going back home and being another one of those people who just looked like someone famous, instead of actually doing something about it.
#Truth
