#Justsayin...
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @maniacalmorgan
It's funny how changing a phrase ever so slightly changes the meaning dramatically.
She matches your gaze and whispers in your ear, "I'm coming." Your immediate thought is something like, "Hell yes, I'm a stud. Wooo!" *queue happy dance*
She matches your gaze and whispers in your ear, "I'm going." Your immediate thought is something like, "WTF, I JUST BOUGHT THESE SHEETS! WHY DID I HAVE TO BRING HOME THE DRUNKEST GIRL AT THE BAR?!?!"