Dear google, as you can see, I speak perfect #spanglish

So, I am fluent in Spanglish. I have no idea why, but I love calling my car coche, saying lo siento mucho, instead of I'm sorry ... unless I actually am sorry, then that's a horse of a different color ... I call my parents mi madre y mi padre ... yet, I am the whitest slice of bread in the wonder pack. Well, google apparently can no longer tell the difference, cause looky, looky, the ad I just got on top of #OkCupid!

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