#RonJeremy is my homeboy ...
So, I totally had this message left on my cell - and I finally made it into a vid today. See, a few years back - my neighbor invited me to be a part of his movie. He got Ron to do a cameo in it, and he apparently requested a chick to play his love bug. We filmed my scene on top of the roof of our building, and it was awesome. Ron however, was a bit smitten. And when I say a bit - I mean he actually asked production which one was my apartment and showed up at my door. I kinda didn't know what to do, to be honest with you. What do you do when Ron Jeremy knocks on your door - KNOWING that you are inside, and asks to be let in? I IMMEDIATELY texted my other neighbor Katie, who came up a minute or so later. Ron of course was not detered by having another person there, I think he was oddly aroused thinking *yay* threesome!
Actual picture taken to try to distract him from getting some.
So, insert one of the most awkward moments of my life. Ron Jeremy is in my studio apartment, and is trying to figure out if he is going to fuck me. See, I may be a very freaky little chica, but I do have some high standards. The whole man whore thing, is a VERY big turn off. Ron grabbed my boob, and signed his name with this weird little heart thing, and proceeded to tell me stories of people that I didn't really know, nor that I really cared about. He then said he had some premiere later that night that he wanted me to be his date to. I said sureeeeeeee ... just totally give me a call, and we'll totally have fun.
Dude, are you FOR REAL!?!!?! Me, be Ron Jeremy's date to ANYTHING!!! Bless his heart man, I have to admit he is a really, really, really sweet guy - but MANNNNNN ... I honestly had never seen his dick before, and he just took my hand and put it on the outside (thank GOD) of his sweatpants and GOOD LORD that thing felt like it was a third world red headed step-child named Peter.
So there ya go! I was in a movie with Ron Jeremy, fully clothed ... and then I couldn't get him to leave my apartment after he tried having sex with me. YAYY!!
