SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Zack Morris is SINGLE!!

OMFG!!!!! After 13 years, Zack Morris aka Marky Pauly Gosselaar changed his relationship status on Facebook from "married" to "single."

The papers for dissolution of marriage were filed in the L.A. County Superior Court on June 18, citing irreconcilable differences.

HOLY SWEAT BALLS!!!! Didn't see that one coming at all!!!!!!!!!!

Not that I'd ever condone divorce, or the sheer heartache that I'm sure mr. zacky zack is going through ... but HOLY SHIT!!!!! This means the odds of me being able to have guilt free sex with my childhood DREAMMMMM just went WAYYYY UPPP!!!!!

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Marky Pauly on Foursquare?!?! If so, I might have to check out some of his mayorships. RAWWRR!!! =)

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *breathe Jen ... breathe*