Crank Call: Brain Support Supplement

 Focus Factor has an ad on @987LA where they claim to have the "number one selling brain support supplement." Really ... NUMBER ONE FOR BRAIN SUPPORT?!?! 

Ruh Roh, I just tried thinking, but suddenly realized I couldn't without my brain support supplement!!

I kid ... I kid ...

But wait a minute, if you are number one ... who is number two?

YOU MEAN THERE ARE MORE COMPANIES CLAIMING THIS!?!?!?! AHHHHH!!!!! 

Check out this crank call placed to this completely ridiculous company ... Down with FOCUS FACTOR!! Only wait a minute, how can this movement begin without the help of our BRAIN SUPPORT?!?! NOOOO!!! 

How long before Jessica Simpson is the spokesperson? Place yo' bets!