Just so we're clear universe, I'm not a #hooker ...

Weirdest thing just happened ...

My car is no longer registered or insured - so I had to walk over to the bank. Not a problem normally, but this is the valley. I'm staying in a super super superrrrrr nice house - dude, there's a hot tub here, a cuddle fort, a fooseball table ... nerd heaven for sure!! ... but its in a not so nice neighborhood.

I've been without a car now for a month, and oddly enough because of Facebook, Twitter, and Foursquare this was the very first time I actually had to walk to get an errand done. (Totally awesome, btw - thanks again for all the support. You guys ROCK!)

I was walking down Sepulveda in my leopard spirithood, glasses, super torn slightly odd looking boyfriend jeans, vans, an old sweater, and a hard rock cafe shirt. My usual, hipster meets I very genuinely just don't care ... and this dude in a Range Rover pulls over and says something to me with this BIG shit eating grin on his face. Not wanting to remove my headphones because it was so cold and my hands were nice and toasty in my spirithood - I replied, oh! It's a spirithood ... find 'em online at www.spirithoods.com! I'm so used to getting stopped all day everyday, that I work with it. He shot me this stunned look of, wtf are you talking about - and sped away. I just went about my business, again, not really thinking it was anything.

Left the bank, started to walk back, and noticed this truck totally checking me out ... HARDCORE. Again, being in a spirithood, I was totally used to it. I noticed he then rounded the corner, came back parking a half a block in front of me. He waited for me to walk past him. I thought this was too weird ... what's with this guy? Then it hit me ... omg this dude totally thinks I'm a prostitute! BITCHINNNN!!!! HAHAHAHAA I kept walking, laughing my ass off.

Walked one block down, another truck came by - this time with two dudes in it. They did the same thing, totally checked me out ... rounded the corner, then pulled over.

Dude, for real - I'm a smart chick. If I were going to sell my body ... I would sell it up RIGHT! Hot dress, nice heels ... pump up the boobs, stick out the ass ... I have nothing against hookers; whatever makes people happy, more power to ya! I was just a bit insulted that considering my choice of attire 3 cars in a 1.5 mile radius assumed I was hooking in said ensemble. Totally not awesome ... but nice to know if things with the pilot and this whole website don't work out, I can make quite the living.