Long Time No #Nerd: The Triumphant Return of @LikesGoyBoys

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @LikesGoyBoys

I haven't talked nerdy in far too long! Oh my goodness! Where have I been? Have you seen me?

Well, I wrapped up all the administrative crap that went along with my stint in jail! That's right, my beloved nerds, I had to keep a secret from you for a little while. It hurt something awful, but now that my name no longer appears at the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department Inmate Locator, my name can once again appear here! I wouldn't have it any other way! See, I really, really, really pissed off a cop, and giving him more material to work with just wasn't such a good idea. I can talk about being a miscreant openly again! Joy!

Since the Honorable (and awesome) Judge Marsha Revel (aka Lindsay Lohan's fingernail 'Fuck U' judge) threw out my case in less than 60 seconds, I've been hard at work with some great people in the music industry, because you know I've got to turn it up to 11. I just returned from a trip to Big Bear with one of my favorite bands, Ballerina Black, and tomorrow I get to return to court for jury duty. Completely unrelated, but I'll bring back a fascinating story or three. I have also had the distinct pleasure of rocking out with rock & roll royalty, Kerry Brown. He works with killer bands and runs a record label with some guy called Billy Corgan.

Since being arrested is something of a rite of passage in my line of work, I figured I'd share my experience with all of you here at TNTML. No, I haven't abandoned you! I missed all of you dearly, and we've got a lot of catching up to do. I'm ready! Are you ready, baby?

Tell me you missed me! Follow up with me on Twitter! I am so happy to be back, thanks so much to the amazing #HotLips, AKA @JenFriel for all of her patience and love during a really rocky time. #nerdsunite