Dear #MileyCyrus if you make #salvia illegal, I will hunt you down

Alrite, so #MileyCyrus has been intermittently trending on Twitter all day. Seems girlfriend got caught on vid smoking salvia from a bong.

Here, you can watch it here on TMZ.

You back? Awesome sauce ... dude, first off - did she do it right? I've done salvia over the years a handful of times with friends, and that was not at all my reaction. Salvia creates a solid 5 minute trip. It is one of the most concentrated hallucinogenic drugs out there, and best part, in California it's perfectly legal. Why? I dunno ... shut your face, I'm just going with it.

Either way, you put it in a bong or a pipe, light it, take a hit, and hold it for as long as you can. Upon release, you go into your version of la la land. It's pretty cool, but you have to be of a relative sane nature to explore this drug. I've had friends that have experienced various traumas, then done salvia and had a bad trip. Like one of my friends is for reals not okay now from doing salvia. Just be a responsible drug experimenter, you know how it goes. You have to do this in a group though as you never know what you're going to experience. I've melted into the floor, and once looked up at these lights and saw that they were turning into this ferris wheel. Yeah ... super rad. You just melt. It's best to do this drug on the floor, or as close to it as possible as once the 5 minutes are up you're prolly going to end up on the floor anyway.

I dunno. I find it to be pretty harmless. They say its not addictive, native americans used to use it in spiritual practice. Personally, I found it to be an interesting way to open my mind. I'm pretty meh on drugs in general. Just not my thing. I get my rocks off enough in life.

I'll just tell you this, 1. She wasn't doing it right to have that reaction. 2. She has some really really really shitty friends for selling her out.

#ThatIsAll

 

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