Dear person that just #hacked us ....

Nov 5

SOOO!!! We were hacked this evening. Wait, I don't even want to call it hacked, because this was in fact an inside job. For the sake of storytelling however, it did sound way better. Either way, I know who did it. Could you really be that dumb and not know about IP addresses? Like for reals ... I thought you were pretty nerdy. Dude, it's like going into a bank and robbing it without a mask or a gun. Just being all, give me your money beyotch!

Stupidity at its finest.

Either way, the variable you didn't consider is that I am Buddhist. I am not going to come after you, I was smart enough to have backed up. Albeit clearly not far enough, but totally kosher lesson learned.

You have to understand this site is my heart, my everything. You can remove the posts, but you can't take my heart with it.

HAHAHA you're actually like the Grinch. You can take away the presents all you want, but Christmas is still going to come. All you did was further deepened my convictions.

See ... I spent almost all day in meditation. Which for me, is nuts. I don't ever get that much time off to meditate. But today, it was just incredibly quiet - and I just took some me time.

I was watching Walking Dead with Morgan, Stouty, and Tucker ... and Morgan left to go to bed, comes back and goes what's wrong with the site? It's jumping posts. Literally within less than 2 minutes of your attack, we had already isolated you. I contacted our server immediately and remedied the situation. Of course you did get a few posts, but go ahead, lick a dick ... honestly man, I just don't care.

THENNNNNNN ... not like 5 minutes later, my friend from high school called and said he was on his way over with his girl. Total strange set of circumstances, they brought beer and wanted to hang out. Even in this what should have been frantic state, I was all ... sure! Come on by!

We started talking and I was just floored by this chick my friend brought over. Her name was Rhea and she spends her days studying monkeys in the jungle. Totally not kidding either. Her insights on life, and being, and just everything were EXACTLY what I needed to hear at that very moment.

That's the thing on life. We are conditioned to believe we need to horde all of these things to sustain existence, but it is in just being where the magic happens.

So sure, a few posts are gone ... awesome. This is my life, dude! I will absolutely commit the next however long it takes to fix what you did. You can't stop us! My energy is aligned within this medium, and I will do whatever it takes to get it done.

So yeah ... there ya go!! Shit happens ... but everything in life is attitude! And ain't NOOTHIINNNGGG going to shake this!

Dude, I lived off of beef jerky for 30 days, survived being homeless, and haven't had $10 to my name in almost a year. Really, did you think deleting some posts was REALLY going to affect me?

Thanks though, another epic part of a great story! W00t! W00t!