Skype with @Playboy: I had my #awesome pants on!

Nov 3

Whoop Whoop!!!

Just got off my Skype call with @Playboy ... and oohhh.mmyyyy.gattoosss!!! So much awesome sauce, I kinda don't know what to do with myself.

Playboy gets it. They've got some cool stuff coming up, that they were looking for some nerdy lovers for.

Dude, why has NO ONE sexed up the tech industry?!!?!?!?!!!?!!! WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! I KNOW IT WORKS!! WE DO IT HERE!!!
Do you have any idea how horny nerds are?!!?!?! We're just not motivated by the same things. As we talked about on the call, a chick in a bikini is coolio and all ... but we're driven via mental stimulation. It's totally different. It's an emotional investment. Thanks now to social media, you can be so incredibly plugged in, in real time!!! BAHHHH!!!!!! Who CAREESSSSSS about "how to maximize your social media efforts" 101 ... make this shit FUN!!!! Monetize the FUNNN of it all!! OR EVEN DON'T!!! Get sponsors, and just have all the shit you need taken care of. I mean MY GOODNESS GRACCIOUSS are you kidding!?!?! Greatest time to be alive. Ever. Ever. Ever.

That conference call just further proved that we are doing something so insanely awesome its not even funny. He even said at one point, but you're not really a tech site. I'm like, I know - I was BORN a nerd, through and through. It's my personality broken down ... big difference. Anyone can sit there and spout out tech specs til the cows come home ... but talking about which app got you laid? And which app is really the best vibrator is FARRRR more interesting to me, and I have an odd feeling I'm not alone.

It's life told on a centralized platform, by people actually living it. Everything here is done first hand. Life in the keyword of nerd. Holy shit!! That was just awesome! Love me some Playboy!!!! BAHHH!!!

Next step: Submit writing sample. Note to self to exclude using too many exclamation points, improper sentence structures, and the words, bahh, and dude.

K ... thx .... bye ...