Apocalypse Sex : Randombling from a Saint
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @saintpepsi
Randombling: A 5 minute long unedited random stream of consciousness produced by a nerd for nerds.
listening to - Oingo Boingo - No One Lives Forever
So for many of you out there being the nerds that you are you may not be super sexy. Hell you most likely, like me don't consider yourself really that good looking. It's not a bad thing just we never had a whole lot of faith in our looks so we developed life skills like art or writing. So when a person comes along and says they find us sexy and especially if that person is a beautiful goddess one is inclined to give all of themselves to that person. This is where I have developed my theory around Apocalypse Sex or Last Day Alive Sex. See for pretty people the notion that they may never have sex again isn't even a thought they get to have. It doesn't even enter into their heads. It's up there with Paris Hilton thinking Wal-mart sells Walls. They know that being pretty people they can always get laid. I put out there my friend and writer for TNTML James “Fucking” Coggins. I'll admit this man is a good looking man with boat loads of confidence. I doubt the thought of a sexless existence has ever crossed his mind. If it has it would only be at his choosing to avoid the natural drama surrounding sex.
So why is the thought of a sexless life so important? I put forth that when a person thinks that this will be the last time they ever get laid; they have Apocalypse Sex. They Screw like they will never screw again because in there minds they believe they will never have sex again. Simple right! This goes for anyone who has a low self esteem and maybe that's why douche guys or bitchy girls work so hard at
breaking people down to believing they aren't worth anything. Could that also explain why make up sex is so passionate. Because if you don't make up you might not have sex for a while or ever. So might as well make it super sex that either saves a relationship or like a camel allows you to go however long you must on the memories of that last sexual encounter. So this is why I think nerds have recently become so much more desirable. Someone finally realized that we have sex like crazed animals in the bedroom. We're basically willing to try anything and are totally open to any fantasies, especially role playing. I mean lets face it dressing up like Captain Kirk and Major Kira, Zelda and Link, or even finally seeing what happens in that plumber fantasy when Mario gets the Princess. Hell! We will always give sex our all and make sure our partner is as satisfied as we are. Because, HEY! It might be the last time we ever have sex. So why not go out and have some Apocalypse Sex tonight with that nerdy friend that has always been there for you when your dick boyfriends and or girlfriends have kept putting you down. It may just be the best thing ever.
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