@JessicaAlba = Hotness #Fail?

Are you kidding me?!

 

 

Alrite, sooooo this is normally something I would never post on TNTML, frankly because ... I just don't care. But it kept popping up in my Facebook newsfeed enough that it pissed me off, and I looked.

 

Ms. Alba was just featured in GQ ... and she told the magazine that she isn't happy with her post-baby bod. It says, AND I QUOTE:

 

 

 

 


"My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger... every actress out there is more beautiful than me," she said.


 

Wow, first off, neurotic actress - how original. Secondly, really?? really, Jessica!? Every actress out there? I'll forgive you for not having to go to a casting in about the last 15 years, but EVERY actress?!?!!!!

 

 

Come ONNNNNNN, man! You're a mom, and you have a DAUGHTER! Do you not realize she is going to be googling your ass in the near future and reading things like this, and then looking at the video accompanying it and going WTF was mommy thinking!?

 

 

You have to sell what you've got. It doesn't matter what you think you see, I assure you, you're just batshit crazy. Sexiness comes from within. Sexiness starts with you. How do you feel in your own skin?

 

Life is reflective Jessica, you're clearly absolutely stunning, but if you don't see it yourself, you're screwed ... and yeah, that's all.

 

#KTHXBYE

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