#Status: Single. A 6 Month No Man Mission (addicted to the pursuit of love)
<editorsnote> Nerds, meet my buddy Tiffany. She's a love addict who is now purging herself of men in the hopes of finding a cure. Think she can do it?? She has given herself six months, and I only have one more thing left to say ... HIT IT TIFFANY!!</editorsnote>
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @nomanmission
I have a new BFF and it happens to be a man. We will call him "Dirty Bob" upon his request. He believes along with my other BFF who happens to also be a man say that I need to go out and have meaningless, no strings attached sex to cut the cord from my previous relationship. They believe that I shouldn't have a "no man mission" rather a "no relationship mission". I can dig that, especially right now on a Saturday night, alone with a glass of red wine and my new blog.
Like I mentioned in my previous blog, I am not the kind of girl to jump in bed with just anybody, but I'm also not the kind of girl who stays single either. So, where does that leave me? Right now, it leaves me reeling. I have been single for almost exactly one month. I swear, I am wearing a sign on my forehead that flashes "single", "available", "looking for flirty fun". Guys find me in the grocery store, they find me at Christmas dinner, they find me at work, they find me at yoga, they find me everywhere I turn. Damn these men. Don't they know I am weak and I am on a "6 month NO MAN mission"? Dirty Bob has me believing that I need to just go out and "do" it up. Dirty Bob and TU both have me believing that I need to just go out and get laid. That would make this much easier. Or would it?
As of now I am sticking to my "6 month NO MAN mission" but god forbid a super adorable boy that has a hold on me comes around...I may have to change this to a "6 month NO RELATIONSHIP mission". I hope not...stay tuned.
My name is Tiffany and I am addicted to the pursuit of LOVE.