#NoteToNerds: @OKCupid is not Adult Friend Finder

OOOHHHH my goodness gracious. What girls are exposed to on OKC is for reals the most ah-mazing thing on the planet. Like right now for example. Here I be sitting in my kitchen, drinking coffee, and writing - and looky looky what just popped up in the chat ...

(Note: DTF is Jersey Shore-ese for down to fuck)

You're a dude, of COURSE you are always down to fuck. Even being a chick that thinks more like a dude, I have a higher sex drive than most ... but I'm still sitting here working, and writing not thinking about sex. Well, now that I'm talking about sex, yes, I am thinking about it - but I'm still not horny. Well, alrite fine, now I am thinking about the last time I had sex and am getting mildly horny ... oh fuck. Damnit, I'm still not going to bone you, damnit.

HAHA for reals though - dudes, don't message this to chickadees. We're not going to take you up on it (ESPECIALLY at this hour), and you're going to look desperate which is a big big BIG turn off.

Better approach: I'd like to take you out for drinks later. (No dinner, that way you liquor up faster which may or may not lead to your ultimate goal of getting some.) Plain, simple, and sans desperation.

#boohyah