#NerdPr0nz: Behind the Scenes with @Meow_Misti_Dawn
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#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @Meow_Misti_Dawn
Hello Nerdites,
Well I am beat, bushed, and oddly under sexed! The under sexed part is my fault, I either drank too much or was just too tired each night to do anything but pass out and dream of naked Spidermans in my head. Comic Con was... AMAZING!!! For my first one, I would say I was done right minus the car wreck.
Thursday Michael and I headed down to San Diego to meet up with my friends from Kentucky; Chris, Shawn, and Josh and pick up our badges from my awesome friend at Flying Tiger Ent., John Brenstettler. Well, about 3 mins from the hotel after 2.5 hours of driving we rear ended a truck... the truck, untouched... my car... well yea, (scroll down) not so good as you can see. Luckily, Michael’s parents live close by so they let us borrow theirs for the weekend while my baby got towed away.
Thursday night included eating pizza, seeing Felicia Day and Elijah Wood walking the streets, and drinking way too much beer. It was great; it was all walking distance around the downtown area with lots of hot nerds everywhere! I set my sights on banging a wolverine and when I saw a good one I was too nervous to ask, "Hey, got anything else made out of adamantium?” *wink wink* Oh well, maybe next year. End day one....
Friday we got up, dealt with annoying car stuff and I put on my Spidergirl dress and headed down to heaven. I really don’t even know how to describe the feelings there. It was like being around 120k like minded people. All nerdy, all adoring, and like kids in a candy store. I saw so many friends, even people I went to college with in Indiana. We met up with my friend Jay at the convention and of course the lovely Jen Friel. We wondered the floors with "oohs” and “ahhs" then went off to drink some tasty beverages and eat yummy food! We eventually wondered to a dance bar and Jen and I started dancing with this nerdy guy who could dance really well but was dancing alone. Jen stepped out to charge her phone and he and I were getting down. Then some douche butt munch came up and was trying to make me dance with him and grinding on my leg like a dog saying, “Why would you want to dance with him?”. I turned around and started making out with my dancing buddy. Take that d baggie. Eventually, we all headed back to the hotel (minus dancing man) and snuck over the fence to the hot tub at 5am. Felt like an old person party... you think... end of the night, drunk, hot tub = sex. No, after a day of glee we just wanted to be off our feet... haha. Oh, growing old, but damn it was fun! Oh and we did pop into the Marvel Party to see Ryan for a bit.
Saturday I wore a latex dress. This got a lot of attention, more than I expected! Oh and I met Llyod Kougman! And he knew who I WAS!?!?! Wow. And there was a full moon video booth. Ugh. So fucking great. I met a lot of great awesome fans! It was so nice to have you guys and gals come up to me, I love when you approach me, I’m easy to talk to and I don’t bite even though I’m a ginger, I swear! I don’t really consider people my fans because I haven’t met one yet that I wouldn’t want to be friends with. You’re all so flipping sweet <3
After the convention we met with Jen for dinner then headed out. We found a no cover bar with a 4sq check of 5$ well drinks all night! Oh yea. That kind of night... basically Saturday ended with my head out the car window while Michael drove us back and me yelling to people to show me their tits. It worked... once… with a dude. Haha. We also stopped to grab a slice of pizza and pee. Well I walked in to the bathroom and it was unlocked. One room with a urinal on the wall and a toilet. Well I couldn’t wait so I peed in front of a stranger and he said I was sexy and high fived me. Rad and awful. We broke in to the hot tub again when we got back but I snuck back inside the room to pee.... little did they know it was pass out time for me. So the party lived on while I was passed out naked in the middle of the room.
Sunday. I went to the convention. Half alive. Ready to get back to my bed. So not much to say about Sunday other than I fell asleep in my booth at lunch. But I had a great time, I got to see David, Stone, and Josh for the first time since E3 and make sweet nerdy love to myself daily at the convention. Thanks Comic Con, let’s have a weekend get away again next year.
OH! I almost forgot... The star wars director... was there and got kicked out for having a fake badge and peddling PR for his adult stuff. Tisk tisk! There were kids around!
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