Happy Birthday @Mikedelic

My my my. Looky what we've got here. Is that a birthday? What?! AGAIN!?!? Betcha think you're special for having another one, aren't you! Wasn't last year enough? Really? You want MORE?! FIINNNNEEEE!!! Step on right up here ... MIKE!

We really appreciate you round these parts. Like for real. Like for really real. Your off the wall non capitalized worded antics crack me up. Literally, if I were humpty I totally woudn't be able to be put back together again. HAHAAHAH!! I said "hump." Dude, remember when dry humping was hot and fun? What happened with that? When did we stop? Ugh! I'm gonna go randomly attack a stranger and start dry humping, like I did on this fateful night in 2007 ...

HAHA yep! Chels was right - we were both stone cold sober. Just saw an opportunity, and uh, took it!

Wait - tangent. Stop it, Jen!

K - back to you ... el Mike-erino! Got a present for ya. Are you ready?

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! Dude, that chick was totally on fire. AWESOME!!

For reals, all kidding aside - we really really really appreciate you round these parts Mike, and wish you a very healthy and nerdy birthday.

XOXO #nerdsunite