Top 3 things to do when you're #bored at work ...
Stuck at the office? Refreshing your newsfeed on Facebook over and over, praying for your friends to tweet ... we've all been there. Here are the of the top 3 activities from Urban 75 that'll keep the noggin stirrin and require no assembly:
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.
Stay strong out there nerds ... keep those brain waves up!!! They are imperative to your survival in the zombie apocalypse.
