The #Adventures of @DustyCPollyD: Blow

What: Another Text Message
When: Early Saturday AM
Where: My Droid
This Account Written By:
Polly

Jeff from Boston (Qs Billiard) [this is how this dude is saved in my phone]:
Sat, Feb 5, 2011, 1:49AM: Do you have any blow?

REALLY? I don’t even know you. I met you once. I have never hung out with EVER again. You are only in my phone so I know never to answer. I never did blow with you. Nor would I ever do it. (Don’t get me wrong. I don’t have a problem with people that do it. At all. In fact, I know I would probably love it, but I have an addictive personality so it could be deadly for me. So I don’t. I won’t.) I don’t judge those who do coke. I just don’t get WHY when you don’t know someone at all, WHY you would ask that person for an illegal substance? And WHY you would ask someone you NEVER talk to?

Ohhhh, Los Angeles. You never cease to amaze me.

#ohbrother

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