#JFGI: An Analysis of Polly Dixon's Internet Activity

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's Polly Dixon

Just. Fucking. Google. It. 

This is my solution to everything these days. I spend a lot of time Googling…and ADD-ing all over The NET.  I recently looked at my Search History just out of curiosity to see what I’d been up to over the past few weeks. This is just a glimpse of what I found (and my own personal analysis):

Search(es) #1: “Golds Gym”; “Easton Gym classes”; “Bootcamp in LA”;  “Half Marathons in Southern CA” 

            Analysis: You are Fat.

 Search(es) #2: Various Ex-Boy (Friends/Flings/Fucks) Names

            Analysis: Confirmed Stalker.

Search #3: “Is Four Loko still available in California?”

            Analysis: You are an alcoholic.

Search #4: “Choad”

             Analysis:  Ummm?

Search #5: “Free porn”

             Analysis: Time to go out and get laid.

I probably should start clearing my history before anyone else sees it.  Could get embarrassing.

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