@NormMacDonald still has it going on - and #rocked my world!
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard
The town I live in doesn’t usually get good shows in any medium or genre. We have two giant concert series every year that get major headliners, but outside of country and rock we get a lot of nothing. But last night.....Norm MacDonald. Yeah, that just happened.
The show was GREAT. So soooo good, he totally delivered and lived up to expectations. He is a dirty man! And I loved every single second of his nastiness. My favorite thing about Norm is he is massively scattered - he starts a joke, wanders off to a different story, goes back to it, and then remembers what he was talking about ten minutes later, but it’s all seamless. Not even kidding, I just wanted to pinch his face right off the entire time. He's just like the crotchety nasty old man that says wild things and endlessly talks about cheese sandwiches and cocks, but you can't stop listening. And we got a treat - he went waaayyyyy over schedule, it was amazing. His opening act was pretty frickin funny, too.
My favorite bit by Norm was this super long joke about masterbating on women’s feet and that weird fetish. There was a lot of masterbation talk, but the foot thing just killed me. I totally dated a guy that had a foot thing. Yikes.
But yeah, Norm still has it. He is funny as hell and had my hubby giggling like a school girl the entire night. I mostly skipped giggling and went straight to crying. Good good stuff. And now I feel like I'm one step closer to My Adam. *sigh*