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#TextMessage from boy: Look what I have growing!
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's Polly Dixon
That was a text message I received from the newest dude in my life…”Look what I have growing…” with a PHOTO attached. All I could make out from the thumbnail was a long skinny type thing with a nude type color.
My heart skipped a beat. I thought for 3 seconds that he had sent me a picture of his PENIS. I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how we had moved so fast into SEXTING each other. Flabbergasted, I opened the photo…..
To See This:
WHAAAAAATTT??? I’m confused. I don’t know.