Dusty Cooper’s favorite tweeter
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @Dusty Cooper
I frequently tweet under my real name about my adventures living near Historic Filipinotown. So one day Twitter, in its infinite wisdom, suggested I follow @WiseFilipinoMom.
Intrigued, I clicked over to their profile.
What I found was pure hilarity. Basically, this dude Ron tweets all the stuff his awesome mom says. It’s like Shit My Dad Says, only funnier. Some of my favorites:
@WiseFilipinoMom Did you know that they call women who eat meat "Cougars"? I'm very much a cougar. I like to eat a lot of pork.
@WiseFilipinoMom I don't need your old mattress. Why don't you give it to your gross friend that doesn't wear panties so she can attach it to her back?
@WiseFilipinoMomYour dog sleeps in the room with you as if someone's going to come in the middle of the night and eat him. He doesn't even look that tasty.
Obvi now @DustyCPollyD is a follower too. I know it’s only Monday but...