David Fincher Directs Girl #Porn?

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's Shabana Malone

You're probably wondering what Girl Porn is.  Well, it's porn for girls.  Movies that are titillating to people with tits.  If you've ever watched 'Troy' on mute, you know what I mean.  If you still don't know what I'm talking about, Girl Porn is any mainstream movie with two or more hot guys ('Troy' has Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, and Eric Bana) in it, preferably racing cars, wrestling each other, shooting guns, fighting, and/or generally being sexy and badass.  [Note: If Brad Pitt is in it, you probably don't need another hot guy.] Girl Porn usually also includes excessive gratuitous shirtlessness.  Further examples of Girl Porn include 'Interview With The Vampire',  'The Talented Mr. Ripley' (Thank you, Jude and Matt), '2 Fast 2 Furious' (because Tyrese is hot, Vin Diesel, not), 'Takers', 'the 24th Day' (James Marsden and Scott Speedman are sexually involved...enough said), 'School Ties' (shower fight scene involving Matt Damon).  These are movies you watch and then need to "be alone". They make your boyfriend look utterly sub-par.

But I digress.  David Fincher is especially adept at directing Girl Porn.  This came to my attention when I was told he was the director of the new Justin Timberlake movie, 'The Social Network'.  I hear that Justin Timberlake does coke lines off a girl's breasts!  Maybe I'm a perv, but that's pretty hot!  Fincher also brought us 'Se7en' (Brad Pitt in all his pre-Aniston glory ranting "What's in the BOOOX?"), 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button', which shows Brad Pitt aging backwards and getting younger and hotter as the movie goes on, and of course the filthiest of porn, 'Fight Club' (Brad Pitt.  Ed Norton. Jared Leto.  Shirtless. Fighting.)  Brad Pitt's abs alone in 'Fight Club' are enough to rate a GP classification.

I guess what I'm trying to say is...Thank you, David Fincher.  Keep em coming!

Ladies, please feel free to contribute your favorite girl porn to the list.

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